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”I’m a loner Dottie... A rebel”

I’m Dr Flavor

Don’t need a pretty girl

Gold digger with a Gucci bag

With those high maintenance injected lips

Run her mouth like she crazy

(She’s crazy)

I want that cellulite and stretch marks

And love handles are the good parts

I make the ugly girls scream

Turning heads look at me

Make the ugly girls scream woo hoo

Just to get a pretty girl

Gotta get a jerry curl

What I gotta do man?

Get some abs and a spray tan?

I ain’t a fake man

Now watch me break dance

I ain’t a rich man or a poor man

I’ll get a real girl

Middle class home cooking

Real soul food middle of the road good looking

Wearing my shirt no shame no shaved legs

Got those hips that’ll bear a baby

Don’t want a high maintenance kinda girl

I’d rather have a Honda Civic

Now sit your fat ass on that couch

I’ll lick the cheese off your Cheetoh fingers

(damn!)

Don’t need a high maintenance kind of girl

I’d rather have a Honda Civic

All you low maintenance kind of girls

Come and get it.

And all the pretty girls

Want a man in finance, romance

Fine pores and Porches

Business endorsements

Champaign on a manicured green

And the back nine golf courses

I don’t need a rich bitch

With lipstick tryna crack the whip

Like she’s a Vogue mag

Yea I’m a bit blue collar

I’m not a baller

I’m not a shot caller

But I got a jacuzzi in the back of the trailer park…

And it’s hot

Now watch me make the ugly girls scream

I don’t need a pretty girl

I don’t want a jerry curl

Don’t need a high maintenance kind of girl

I’d rather have a Honda Civic

All you low maintenance kind of girls

Come and get it

Can you dig it?