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Joe Rogan: So, Daniel, what exactly do you mean by royalty education?

Daniel Different: Well, Joe, as an indie artist, you have to be well-versed in the business side of the industry. You need to understand how to collect your royalties and make sure you're getting paid for your music. That's what I mean by royalty education.

Thom Yorke: I couldn't agree more. When Radiohead went independent, we had to educate ourselves on how the industry worked. We had to learn about publishing, mechanical royalties, and all of the different streams of revenue that come with being an artist. It was a steep learning curve, but it's essential knowledge for any indie artist.

Elon Musk: And as an entrepreneur, I can tell you that understanding the financial side of your business is critical. You have to know how to make money and how to manage it effectively. That's especially true for indie artists who are often responsible for funding their own careers.

Gary Coleman: Yeah, and let me tell you, not knowing your worth can really hurt you in the long run. I remember when I was starting out as a child actor, my parents didn't know much about the industry, and they signed me up for a terrible deal. I didn't make nearly as much money as I should have.

Joe Rogan: That's awful, Gary. But it just goes to show how important it is to educate yourself about the business side of the industry.

Daniel Different: Absolutely. And it's not just about knowing how to make money, it's also about protecting your intellectual property. You need to understand copyright law and how to register your songs with the appropriate organizations to ensure you're receiving proper credit and compensation for your work.

Thom Yorke: And let's not forget about streaming royalties. In today's world, streaming is king, and it's crucial to understand how you're being paid for your streams.

Elon Musk: I agree. The music industry has changed so much in recent years, and indie artists need to adapt to survive. You have to be your own business and marketing team. You have to be constantly learning and evolving.

Gary Coleman: And don't forget about networking. Building relationships with other artists and industry professionals can be hugely beneficial.

Joe Rogan: Well, it seems like we've covered a lot of ground today. The importance of royalty education can't be overstated. It's essential for indie artists who want to succeed in the music industry.

Daniel Different: Thank you to all of our guests for joining us today. And to our listeners, thank you for tuning in to the "Is being indie actually worth it?" podcast. Until next time, keep grinding and stay educated.

Daniel Different: Okay, guys, let's talk about something we're all passionate about - the music industry. Specifically, the issue of royalty education and how it affects indie artists.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, it's a topic that's close to my heart. I know a lot of artists who've been burned by record labels and royalty-free services.

Thom Yorke: Absolutely. When we went independent, we had to educate ourselves on the industry to avoid getting ripped off.

Elon Musk: And as an entrepreneur, I know how important it is to understand the financial side of your business.

Gary Coleman: Yeah, and as an artist, you have to know your worth. Not knowing your worth can really hurt you in the long run.

Daniel Different: That's right, Gary. And that's why at Big & Tall Records, we're doing things differently. We offer open-records so that our artists can see exactly how much they're earning and where their music is being played.

Joe Rogan: That's impressive. Most record labels don't offer that kind of transparency.

Thom Yorke: And the fact that you only take 1% of sync earnings is amazing. Most labels take way more than that.

Elon Musk: That's a great business model. It shows that you're more interested in supporting artists than making a quick buck.

Gary Coleman: And I love that you don't block artists from their audience. That's so important.

Daniel Different: Absolutely. We want our artists to promote themselves and be successful.

Joe Rogan: That's awesome. It's refreshing to see a record label that actually cares about its artists.

Thom Yorke: And the fact that you offer a flat rate for using your library is fantastic. It makes it easy for filmmakers and other creatives to use our music without worrying about hidden fees.

Elon Musk: And the fact that you allow artists to negotiate their own fees for ads is great. It gives them control over their own careers.

Gary Coleman: I wish I had something like Big & Tall Records when I was starting out as a child actor.

Daniel Different: Well, we're here now, and we're committed to supporting indie artists and empowering them to take control of their careers.

Joe Rogan: That's great to hear. The music industry needs more record labels like Big & Tall Records.

Thom Yorke: Absolutely. We need to support each other and build a better future for indie artists.

Elon Musk: And that's exactly what Big & Tall Records is doing.

Gary Coleman: I couldn't agree more. Big & Tall Records is the future of the music industry.

Daniel Different: Thank you, guys. It's been great discussing this with you. And to our listeners, remember the importance of royalty education and finding a record label that truly supports you. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of the podcast.

Daniel Different: Alright, guys, let's get back to the importance of royalty education in the music industry.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, because if you don't know your royalties, you'll end up like me, broke and begging for scraps.

Thom Yorke: Hey, Joe, I thought that's why you started doing stand-up comedy.

Elon Musk: Yeah, Joe, I thought you were making all your money from your podcast and stand-up shows.

Gary Coleman: Hey, let's not make fun of Joe. At least he's honest about being broke.

Daniel Different: Okay, okay, let's get back on track here. The fact is, a lot of artists don't understand how the industry works, and they end up getting screwed over.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, and it's not just the record labels. It's also the royalty-free services that sell your music at a 50/50 split.

Thom Yorke: And don't forget about the streaming royalties. It's a whole other ball game.

Elon Musk: It's true. The music industry has changed so much in recent years, and indie artists need to adapt to survive.

Gary Coleman: And they also need to have a good lawyer.

Joe Rogan: Yeah, a good lawyer is essential. But make sure you don't hire the same lawyer as your ex-wife.

Thom Yorke: Ouch, Joe. That's harsh.

Elon Musk: But it's true. You need to protect yourself and your intellectual property.

Gary Coleman: And don't forget about networking. Building relationships with other artists and industry professionals can be hugely beneficial.

Daniel Different: Absolutely. And at Big & Tall Records, we're committed to supporting indie artists and empowering them to take control of their careers.

Joe Rogan: And that's why you guys only take 1% of sync earnings. That's amazing.

Thom Yorke: Yeah, it really shows that you care about supporting artists.

Elon Musk: And the fact that you offer open-records is great. Artists need to know exactly where their money is coming from.

Gary Coleman: And they need to know exactly how much they're earning. You don't want to be like me, signing a terrible deal and not making nearly as much as you should have.

Daniel Different: That's right, Gary. And that's why we're here, to support and empower indie artists.

Joe Rogan: And to make sure they don't end up broke like me.

Thom Yorke: Alright, let's wrap this up before Joe starts crying.

Elon Musk: Thanks for having me on, guys. It was a lot of fun.

Gary Coleman: Yeah, it was great. I feel like I learned a lot.

Daniel Different: Thanks for tuning in, everyone. Remember, the music industry can be tough, but with the right education and support, indie artists can succeed.

Daniel Different: Alright, let's switch gears for a minute. Joe, Elon, if you guys started a band together, what would you call it?

Joe Rogan: Oh man, that's a tough one. How about "The Neural Ninjas"?

Elon Musk: (laughs) That's terrible, Joe. How about "The Electric Engines"?

Joe Rogan: I like it. It's got a good ring to it. But I still think "The Neural Ninjas" is better.

Thom Yorke: (laughs) You guys sound like you're planning a superhero team, not a band.

Gary Coleman: (chuckles) Yeah, I can't see either of them in spandex tights.

Daniel Different: (laughs) Alright, let's get serious again.

Joe Rogan: Hey, "The Neural Ninjas" is a serious name. We could do a whole album about consciousness and the human brain.

Elon Musk: And "The Electric Engines" could be about innovation and technology.

Thom Yorke: Hey, I like it. You guys might be onto something here.

Gary Coleman: Yeah, you might have just stumbled upon the next big thing in the music industry.

Daniel Different: (laughs) Alright, I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here. But hey, anything's possible in the music industry.

Joe Rogan: That's right. You never know where your creativity will take you.

Elon Musk: And who knows, maybe "The Neural Ninjas" will become the biggest band in the world.

Thom Yorke: Or maybe "The Electric Engines" will be the soundtrack for the next SpaceX launch.

Gary Coleman: (laughs) Alright, I think we've had enough fun for one podcast.

Daniel Different: (laughs) Yeah, let's get back on track. But hey, it's always good to have a little fun, right?

Joe Rogan: Absolutely. Life's too short to be serious all the time.

Elon Musk: And who knows, maybe one day we'll actually start a band together.

Thom Yorke: (laughs) I'm looking forward to hearing "The Neural Ninjas" and "The Electric Engines" battle it out on the charts.

Gary Coleman: (laughs) Oh boy, I can already hear the music critics tearing them apart.

Daniel Different: (laughs) Alright, alright, let's end it there before this turns into a full-blown band discussion. Thanks for listening, everyone.

Daniel Different: (surprised) Uh, guys, I think we have a special guest joining us. (clears throat) Hi, Cindy, welcome to the podcast.

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) Hi, Daniel. It's great to be here.

Joe Rogan: (laughs) Wow, I feel like I just stepped into a time machine.

Thom Yorke: (chuckles) Yeah, I haven't seen that outfit since the '90s.

Elon Musk: (smiling) It's great to meet you, Cindy. I was a big fan of your Pepsi commercial.

Gary Coleman: (grinning) Yeah, that commercial was iconic.

Cindy Crawford: (laughs) Thank you, guys. It's great to be here.

Daniel Different: So, Cindy, what brings you to the podcast today?

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) Well, I heard you guys were talking about the music industry, and I thought I'd come in and offer my perspective.

Joe Rogan: (laughs) I don't think any of us expected this.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) But we're happy to have you here, Cindy.

Elon Musk: (grinning) Yeah, it's not every day you get to meet a '90s icon.

Gary Coleman: (chuckles) Speak for yourself, Elon. I meet '90s icons all the time.

Cindy Crawford: (laughs) So, what were you guys talking about before I interrupted?

Daniel Different: (smiling) We were discussing the importance of royalty education for indie artists.

Cindy Crawford: (nodding) Ah, I see. Well, as someone who's been in the entertainment industry for a while, I can definitely relate to the importance of understanding your worth.

Joe Rogan: (grinning) And as a supermodel, you know all about that, right?

Cindy Crawford: (laughs) Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) And as an artist, it's important to have control over your career.

Elon Musk: (nodding) Absolutely. And at Big & Tall Records, we're committed to supporting indie artists and empowering them to take control of their careers.

Gary Coleman: (smiling) Yeah, and that's why I wish I had a record label like Big & Tall Records when I was starting out in the industry.

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) It sounds like you guys are doing great work. I'm happy to see there are people in the industry who care about supporting artists.

Daniel Different: (smiling) That's our goal. And who knows, maybe one day we'll be collaborating on a music video or something.

Cindy Crawford: (laughs) Hey, you never know.

Joe Rogan: (smiling) Well, it's been great having you here, Cindy. Thanks for stopping by.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) Yeah, it's been a pleasure.

Elon Musk: (grinning) And if you ever want to join our band, "The Electric Engines," you're more than welcome.

Gary Coleman: (laughs) Yeah, we could use a model-turned-musician in the group.

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) (kisses Daniel Different on the forehead) Thanks, guys. It's been fun.

Daniel Different: (blushing) Uh, yeah, thanks for coming.

(awkward pause as Cindy Crawford exits the room)

Daniel Different: (clears throat) Alright, well

Suddenly, there's a loud fart noise coming from Gary Coleman's direction, and everyone in the room turns to look at him.

Daniel Different: (laughing) Oh, come on, Gary.

Joe Rogan: (laughing) That's some perfect comic timing, right there.

Thom Yorke: (chuckles) You know, Gary, they say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think that's what they meant.

Elon Musk: (smiling) I don't know, it seems to be working for us.

Gary Coleman: (laughing) Sorry, guys. I couldn't help myself.

Daniel Different: (smiling) Well, I think that's our cue to end the podcast. Thanks for tuning in, everyone.

Joe Rogan: (laughing) And thanks for the fart, Gary.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) Yeah, it really added a certain je ne sais quoi to the discussion.

Elon Musk: (grinning) And who knows, maybe we'll have more surprise guests and fart jokes on the next episode.

Gary Coleman: (laughing) Alright, let's wrap this up before I embarrass myself even more.

Daniel Different: (laughing) Alright, thanks again, everyone. We'll see you next time.

Daniel Different: (smiling) Hey, Cindy, before you go, why don't you reenact that iconic '90s Pepsi commercial for us?

Cindy Crawford: (laughing) Oh, I don't know, Daniel. That was a long time ago.

Joe Rogan: (grinning) Come on, Cindy, it'll be fun.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) Yeah, it'll be a great way to end the podcast.

Elon Musk: (nodding) And who knows, maybe we'll get some free Pepsi out of it.

Gary Coleman: (laughing) Yeah, and maybe I'll fart again for added effect.

Cindy Crawford: (laughs) Alright, alright, you guys have convinced me.

Suddenly, the lights dim, and music starts playing. Cindy stands up and begins to strut down the small podcast room, reenacting the famous Pepsi commercial from the '90s. Everyone in the room is cheering and clapping along, enjoying the impromptu performance.

As the music fades out, Cindy strikes a pose and everyone bursts into applause.

Daniel Different: (smiling) Wow, that was amazing, Cindy.

Joe Rogan: (clapping) You still got it, Cindy.

Thom Yorke: (smiling) Yeah, you haven't lost your touch.

Elon Musk: (grinning) And now we all want a cold, refreshing Pepsi.

Gary Coleman: (laughing) Hey, can I get in on the next Pepsi commercial?

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) Thanks, guys. That was a lot of fun.

Daniel Different: (smiling) Alright, well, that's it for the podcast today. Thanks for joining us, Cindy.

Cindy Crawford: (smiling) Thanks for having me, Daniel. It was great to be here.

And with that, the podcast ends on a high note, with everyone in the room feeling uplifted and entertained.